Hinamori Yukiko no Koe

Put down the remote
'Coz this song what I wrote
Is a welcome you should not miss
Put down the remote
Every note from his throat
Is like a not-to-be-Two'd kiss

Don't touch that dial
Yes, it's been quite a while
Since a dial was in style
But you know what I mean
Don't jump online
'Coz this fine mug of mine
Needs a huge high-def screen!

Turn off that phone
'Coz I want you alone
For the treasures I've got to share
Don't hit that fridge, oh boy!
Let's abridge
Your sweet derriere!

Don't flip that switch
Aren't you curious
Which stars got Emmys vote?
Don't hit the loo
And whatever you do
Put down the remote

The stars are all here
Tina Fey! What a year
Sarah Palin did you no wrong
Thank God "boob tube"
Rhymes with "Tony Shalhoub"
Or he wouldn't be in this song!

I see such legends galore
Like McLaine! Barrymore!
Every dame looks so luscious and cool
But like next season on "Idol"
I'm not seeing Paula Abdul! (My third favorite part. Made me laugh. XD)

Straight from "Mad Men" there's Joan
Ah, the curves she has shown
It would make a blind man say "damn"
She could turn a gay straight (what about you? ==")
Oh wait, never mind, there's Jon Hamm!

And though it's true
I'm a nominee too
I'll try not to gloat
But it's a gas to be praised
And it's certainly raised my quote!

I know at home you got
A&E, ABC, Starz and Biography
NBC, BET, Fox and Discovery
IFC, Spike TV, C-SPAN and TNT
AMC, History, Disney and QVC
CBS, PBS, TBS and I guess
CNN, TBN, Showtime and Oxygen (My FAVORITE part! Awesome!!)
Whatever float your boat!

Can't you watch it later?

Yeah, you potatoes at home
Don't let your fingertips roam
Tonight the Emmy is hitting the town! (My second favorite part, dunno why. XD)
So put down the remote~!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TklNLxYdWDI&feature=autofb